Doc
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Young Chuck moved to Texas & bought a donkey from a farmer for a $100.00 . The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day the farmer drove up & & said "sorry son , but I have some bad news , the donkey died.
Chuck said well then just give me my money back.
The farmer said I can't I've already spent it.
Chuck said ok, just bring the me the dead donkey.
The farmer said what ya gonna do with a dead donkey?
Chuck said I'm going to raffle him off.
The farmer said you can't raffle off a dead donkey.
Chuck said sure I can, just watch me . I just won't tell anybody he's dead.
A month later the farmer met up with Chuck & asked him what happened with the dead donkey.
Chuck said I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets for $2.00 each and made a profit of $898.00
The farmer said didn't anyone complain?
Chuck said just the guy that that won. so I gave him his $2.00 back.
Chuck grew up & now is a lawyer & a politician.
The next day the farmer drove up & & said "sorry son , but I have some bad news , the donkey died.
Chuck said well then just give me my money back.
The farmer said I can't I've already spent it.
Chuck said ok, just bring the me the dead donkey.
The farmer said what ya gonna do with a dead donkey?
Chuck said I'm going to raffle him off.
The farmer said you can't raffle off a dead donkey.
Chuck said sure I can, just watch me . I just won't tell anybody he's dead.
A month later the farmer met up with Chuck & asked him what happened with the dead donkey.
Chuck said I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets for $2.00 each and made a profit of $898.00
The farmer said didn't anyone complain?
Chuck said just the guy that that won. so I gave him his $2.00 back.
Chuck grew up & now is a lawyer & a politician.