It's so cold that....

[justintime]

Seeing the weather outside is frightful.(... hmmmm that sounds like a good line for a song!!)  I thought I would start a new thread on the the topic of....

It's so cold that......

I will start it off and remember to keep it CLEAN!!!! This is a family oriented website!


It is so cold that..... the politicians have their hands in their own pockets!!

 

[red]

it's so cold that Killer Kitty has added an extra layer of fat!

 

[justme]

I just went out and tried to water the horses and stuff and believe it or not.....

It's so cold....I'M SPEECHLESS! 

Now there's a good one for all of you that know me.

I think we have 4 inches or so of the white stuff.  Kids got out at noon and bus still isn't here at 1:32.  If the wind would quit it would be bareable.

 

[6M Ranch]

We set or tied two records.  19 below zero, without the wind chill.

 

[farmboy]

its so cold.... one of our cows decided to have a baby last night

 

[jason]

i am growing a beard  ;D


I hate when is this cold, diesel trucks don't want to warm up in less you get them moving.

 

[shortyjock89]

i am growing a beard  ;D


I hate when is this cold, diesel trucks don't want to warm up in less you get them moving.

If I could grow a beard, I would. But alas, I cannot.

 

[ROAD WARRIOR]

It's so cold out that when I went to let my dog out, he tried to pee out the door so he wouldn't have to go clear out. RW

 

[oakbar]

We had to milk our cows with pliers this morning.

I saw a dog stuck to a fire hydrant!!  Just kidding!!

 

[shortdawg]

I heard this on CMT the other night so maybe it is clean enough for here. Larry the Cable Guy said that it was colder than Reindeer nuts. ;D

 

[Steer Boy 101]

i saw that too..3 times starting thanksgiving day haha. but i dotn think they all should be repeated haha.

 

[HeiferShower14]

its cold outside when ur fridge is warmer then outside

 

[Cattledog]

We had to milk our cows with pliers this morning.

I saw a dog stuck to a fire hydrant!!   Just kidding!!

LOL! ;D

 

[aj]

I had a guy tell me"It can be to cold for ice creme but it is never to cold for beer."  Boy I don't know.

 

[justme]

It's so cold that our heifers grew santa beards last night!  Wish I would have had the camera....all three had little white whiskers lol

 

[inthebarnagain]

It's so cold that our show heifers had icicles hanging off their ears

 

[Davis Shorthorns]

its so cold and snowy that our red shorthorns turned into white shorthorns.  ;D

 

[JbarL]

does anyone no what a brass monkey "really".. is?...    ???  come on you  ole timers, some one on here has to know..........jbarl

 

[Cowboy]

Well it warmed up some today out here, but the other -- I heard my " Mother In Law" had to put on a coat, folks you'd have to know that person to get what I mean!

COLD -- weather could take lessons believe me!

Terry

 

[Diamond]

Its so cold, My paddy heifer FINNALY grew some hair