MORALITY

[r.n.reed]

I was studying the Sneed catalog and noticed on the general information page at the front of the catalog that they are offering Morality Insurance.I would like to know more about this.Is there a graduated cost structure for different levels of morality?Is there a secret by invitation only party the night before?Does this take the term ''Full service seedstock provider'' to a new level?How come someone like Justintime or the Durham mgt.group never thought of something like this?Cattle look great by the way!

 

[Gators Rule]

we are talking about a typo in the catalog, right?  Morality vs Mortality?

 

[Shady Lane]

I'm not sure if this is supposed to be a joke over a typo?

If you are talking about Mortality insurance, insuring your cattle against death loss or breeding soundness it is available at most sales and is very common.

 

[ZNT]

Morality Insurance would be an interesting one.  Would that protect the buyer from incorrect pedigrees and birth dates, or maybe ommitted genetic test results.  haha  That kind of insurance could get pretty expensive at some of these sales.

 

[r.n.reed]

Okay,they left the t out of mortality and I couldn't resist the opportunity to have a little fun.I have met Rob Sneed and morality insurance will not be necessary at his sale.

 

[kcoolage]

Too bad this is a joke...

 

[aandtcattle]

(lol) That is damn funny!  Wish somebody woulda been selling morality insurance in Fargo at the shorthorn U tour this last summer!  Im a bad, bad man!  (lol)

 

[kfacres]

(lol) That is damn funny!  Wish somebody woulda been selling morality insurance in Fargo at the shorthorn U tour this last summer!  Im a bad, bad man!  (lol)

o boy.. put the word trump in there.. and the shorthorn mafia.. will murder you with their neg karma points... 

 

[aandtcattle]

(lol) That is damn funny!  Wish somebody woulda been selling morality insurance in Fargo at the shorthorn U tour this last summer!  Im a bad, bad man!  (lol)

o boy.. put the word trump in there.. and the shorthorn mafia.. will murder you with their neg karma points... 

For the record, my comment about morality insurance at shorthorn U had nothing to do with cattle.  I can see now after truth's reply that my comment could be misconstrued as being cattle related, however it does not pertain to cattle type, kind, quality etc.  It is strictly to do with "extra-curricular activities"  which were totally non-related to the bovine species! (lol)

 

[r.n.reed]

(lol) That is damn funny!  Wish somebody woulda been selling morality insurance in Fargo at the shorthorn U tour this last summer!  Im a bad, bad man!  (lol)

Were you the guy the bus was waiting on one morning?

 

[RMRW]

(lol) That is damn funny!  Wish somebody woulda been selling morality insurance in Fargo at the shorthorn U tour this last summer!  Im a bad, bad man!  (lol)

Were you the guy the bus was waiting on one morning?

The bus driver should have just left his ___ to walk...

 

[r.n.reed]

(lol) That is damn funny!  Wish somebody woulda been selling morality insurance in Fargo at the shorthorn U tour this last summer!  Im a bad, bad man!  (lol)

Were you the guy the bus was waiting on one morning?

The bus driver should have just left his ___ to walk...

I was thinking about walking after the bus driver found that hay feeder for the Jungels!

 

[aj]

Dang....now you have my attention. What happened......he got half way to Texas fore he realized he was on Willie nelsons bus by mistake. You ain't gonna get #$%@ outa me.

 

[r.n.reed]

AJ,we may never know what happened that fateful night.Legend has it he was out promoting Shorthorns!

 

[trevorgreycattleco]

Oh my, I am glad I missed that. I would have fallen off the sober wagon faster than a buzzard takes to a gut wagon.

aj if I awoke and found myself on Willie's bus, I think I would just smile and so roll on folks, roll on. I wouldnt care where we were going. He could pick the quitar and I could sing whiskey river.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J_CmSi6CVI&feature=related

 

[RMRW]

What ah DIRTBAG...

 

[aj]

There was a couple times I woke up in the wrong state. Not that great of feat considering where I live. Does anyone remember this movie. Somehow slim pickens is on a japanese submarine and is a hostage. I can not remember the theme or name of the movie. It was probably late 70's or early eighties. I can not remember the details except slim swallows some evidence and the Japanese or whoever are waitin for him to pass it. Then he throws a boot into the toitie....the japs come in and he pounces off athe ceiling and yells you aren't getting #$%@ out of me.! Seems like the theme was something like the Japs evade California or something.

 

[aj]

Googled it. The movie was "1941". I liked it. The submarine scene with slim standing up to the japs.....wow.....almost john Wayne'ish ;D

 

[aj]

Akroyd,John and John were in it also.