today's joke, sorry to the blonde's

[CAB]

 
 
          A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY
CLASS GETS UP, MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS
DOWN.
 
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKSTO SEE HER
TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY
CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO GO BACK THERE AND SIT. THE
BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO
HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE
PILOT AND THE COPILOT.
THE COPILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN
THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO
RETURN TO HER SEAT.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING
TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE COPILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE
THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE
WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.
THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS.
I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."
HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE
SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER
SEAT IN ECONOMY.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND COPILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASK THE
PILOT WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
I TOLD HER FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON.
             

 

[AAOK]

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.

When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.

After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,

"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.

The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."

The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.

Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.

"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"

 

[rkmn]

Excellent jokes! I will tell them to my blonde niece this weekend.

 

[Diamond]

(clapping)

 

[KCK]

Why did the blonde kick fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away the W's  (clapping)
I love my blonde aunt. I am going to call her and tell her those today!

 

[Bradenh]

(lol) yall make my day with these jokes. im at school and this keeps me going haha

 

[ruhtram]

Those are funny!!

 

[AAOK]

A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."

The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."