10 reasons Cow Fitters make better Lovers

[genes]

The other girls/boys in their life are four legged.
They like a little fat cover
They like big butts !! ;D
Hairy legs aren't a turnoff  :-\
They are good at scratching the places you can't reach (Oh dear...I didn't word that right....but I mean the showstick)

 

[red]

Gidget was trying to figure how to get your butts in there. Hmm, somehow that didn't come out right either!!!

Must be Friday!!!  (clapping)

Red

 

[bluegrass]

How about they understand the importance of a good dye job.