red
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Im heading out for a few days...I hope all of you have a wonderful weekend...one parting comment:
>> Subject: Positive outlook
>>
>> HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
>>
>> 1. Open a new file in your computer.
>>
>> 2. Name it "Hillary Rodham Clinton"
>>
>> 3. Send it to the trash.
>>
>> 4. Empty the trash.
>>
>> 5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of "Hillary
>> Rodham Clinton?"
>>
>> 6. Firmly Click "Yes."
>>
>> 7. Feel better.
>>
>> PS: Next week we'll do Nancy Pelosi
>> Subject: Positive outlook
>>
>> HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
>>
>> 1. Open a new file in your computer.
>>
>> 2. Name it "Hillary Rodham Clinton"
>>
>> 3. Send it to the trash.
>>
>> 4. Empty the trash.
>>
>> 5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of "Hillary
>> Rodham Clinton?"
>>
>> 6. Firmly Click "Yes."
>>
>> 7. Feel better.
>>
>> PS: Next week we'll do Nancy Pelosi
knabe
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hey cowz, good one. there are two cartoons of a man's brain and a woman's brain. i couldn't find a clean enough version, but they sure are funny.
as far as pelosi, the country is going to have to do that as she has NO competition in her district.
see below link for evidence.
http://www.examiner.com/a-768103~Daly_backs_move_to_ground_Angels.html
more evidence that socialism needs capitalism to pay it's bills. san francisco used to be a city with diversity. today, it's pretty homogeneous, and filled with hate for anyone who is different. kind of a different twist on xenophobia.
as far as pelosi, the country is going to have to do that as she has NO competition in her district.
see below link for evidence.
http://www.examiner.com/a-768103~Daly_backs_move_to_ground_Angels.html
more evidence that socialism needs capitalism to pay it's bills. san francisco used to be a city with diversity. today, it's pretty homogeneous, and filled with hate for anyone who is different. kind of a different twist on xenophobia.
After working most of her life Grandma finally retired.
At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring
a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these his eyes
grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth
control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are
BIRTH CONTROL pills?" "Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in
these that could possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes,
dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix
it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter
drinks... and believe me, it helps me sleep at night."
You gotta love Grandmas
At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring
a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these his eyes
grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth
control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are
BIRTH CONTROL pills?" "Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in
these that could possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes,
dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix
it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter
drinks... and believe me, it helps me sleep at night."
You gotta love Grandmas
farmboy
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(lol) (clapping)
red
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King Killer Kitty on a diet!
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