sung to elvis
cowboy, are you out there tonight?
or are you breeding my cows all through the night
will you have any time for your sweety tonight
the couch must be cold
by now, it must be getting old
all your shortcomings you are told
during the day when you should be baling hay
but your customers rule the day
so you can keep your honey happy with another pay day
here's to you cowboy for being there cause i can't
will you be there tonight for my next great flush
because of your skill, we all have a crush
so thanks for being there tonight
but tomorrow night for once get your narrow tuckus to bed
so your honey can complain about us instead.
edited, sorry jason.