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A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart Superstore.
> The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
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> 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
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> 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.
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> 'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
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> A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in their basket.
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> 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
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> 'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
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> Her husband retorts: 'so do 24 cans of Budweiser, and its half the price.'
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> On the PA system: 'Clean up needed on aisle 25, we have a husband down.'
> The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
>
> 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
>
> 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.
>
> 'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
>
> A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in their basket.
>
> 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
>
> 'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
>
> Her husband retorts: 'so do 24 cans of Budweiser, and its half the price.'
>
> On the PA system: 'Clean up needed on aisle 25, we have a husband down.'
