Ideas for inventors!

[rtnok]

Dusty,  you need to add old widow and good health is not necessary. roni

 

[itk]

I always said I wanted to marry someone rich with low standards. My wife isn't rich but since she married me the low standards thing is probally debateable. I am glad my wife doesn't have a cattle background though that way I can brainwash her to have the same ideas about cattle I do.

 

[knabe]

I would like a robot to clean, dust, vacuum, and do laundry.  I do not want a maid, because that would cost me money.  Oh yea and do the grocery shopping.

just saw this link

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23957393/

Slobby guys create more work for wives
Study: For women, marriage means 7 more hours of chores a week

what's funny is that government money was used to study this.

this reminds me when in college, my soc teacher reported results from his thesis of how people of different cultures go to the bathroom.  it was pretty funny and disgusting.

i want an invention that rejects funding for studies like these at taxpayer expense.  even if housewives would sponsor the study, we would need another one to determine why housewives stay married to slobs.  and then another one would spawn.  except it wouldn't be at taxpayer expense.

 

[red]

a wash & wear corgi! no maure or slop sticks to them!

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[shorthorns r us]

spray him with scotch guard

 

[red]

I plop him in the tub but he's getting too smart & runs from me now!  (dog)

 

[aj]

Before I got married...I was always on the look for a good looking blind girl. I thought it was my only hope. ;D

 

[knabe]

i invented something the other day.

i took twine, measured about two feet short of going around a hay stack, made two loops, so i could put a bungie cord in between so i didn't have to tie the cord.  makes it a little easier getting it on in the wind.  i also tuck one pallet on the top of the stack under plastic, to aid runoff.  i heard someone invented a barn for this instead.

 

[red]

This is not a suggestion but something my guys actually invented. We bought a new sprayer & hubby needs a way to get into it. They built a special lift. I've got a very special group of guys!

Red

 

[Davis Shorthorns]

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How about if someone made something that would get rid of mud and made the dirt stay solid all year?
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I would pay a ton for something that would do that right now!!!!

 

[Dusty]

How about if someone made something that would get rid of mud and made the dirt stay solid all year?
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I would pay a ton for something that would do that right now!!!!
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Concrete....

 

[knabe]

caution, this is my most useless post ever.

http://uk.gizmodo.com/2008/04/08/thudguard_helmet_for_bouncing.html

i wonder if somehow this might teach muscle memory an incorrect safety response by not allowing nerve endings to codify the knowledge of hard objects.  it may end up with more severe head injuries later.

i'm not joking.  a recent study in horses found that early human imprinting did just that, it made the babies worse, took away their fear, curiosity and other behaviors thought necessary to excel in their disciplines later.

imagine an entire population bumping  into things later expecting no harm.  we would then need bumper cars with severe speed restrictions just to survive.

it's not like that's what we are doing as a society now.  amazing that we seem capable of evolving our own death because we are too intelligent.  maybe these are the first recognizable changes as we eliminate the needs for our bodies and evolve into a brain mass with flagelli to get around as we won't need our lungs or other organs anymore either.  i wonder if the professionally outraged with complain about the poor organisms we will eventually feed on that it is not sustainable and we need to change to a pure mineral diet and energy cycles are no longer needed to sustain energy cycles.