livestock saying and quotes

[Cyfarmer]

My favorite in college was a  professor at Iowa State that would say " That thing is good enough - he can walk, talk and play the piano'"
another was a collage buddy that would look at a steer with a big butt and say " Look at poop chute on that one" 

 

[herfluvr]

You gotta Shw to Know

and more horse related....said by a man that was an iron clad cowboy that made nails look weak. "Ride'em boy, don't sit there like a bump on a pickle"  I still say that to my hubby and son as they walk into the herd. 

 

[fed_champions]

-"Place them like 3rd graders, but talk like wild beasts in the room"
-I see this one in somebody's caption on here, but i like it "the prettiest color God ever made a cow is fat"

 

[Will]

My favorite saying is not cattle related but I still like it  "even a broke clock is right twice a day"

 

[ferkj]

My dad said this about 2 mins after my brother"s lamb died . " I'm gonna tell you kids right now  when you raise livestock sooner or later you're gonna have some dead stock.  "

I judge some sheep, but I am not at all a sheep person...lol...my favorite quote is by me when asked by people why I dont like sheep..."The little bastards are born looking for a place to die."

It didn't take us long after that to figure out we weren't sheep people either.  That's why I'm posting on steerplanet and not club lamb page.  (lol)

 

[sjcattleco]

"He is the sexiest steer I have seen in a long time, he is super sexy" Ryan Rash

LOL consider the source!!!

 

[PDJ]

When we bought a Fuzzy Vision bull from Don Stout, he said "You can't eat hair, but you sure as hell can sell it."

 

[FarmerWanna-Be]

A friend of mine that's a vet says "Livestock will hurt you really really bad, but horses will kill you."

 

[Simmgal]

Haha! These are so creative! You guys made my day!  ;D

My dad and I would always laugh at the people at our local fair who spent 10,000 on a steer for a county show and say, "That one may get the blue ribbon, but they all cut up red!"

I have too many to remember! (lol)

 

[Texas Dude]

My father N law and great cow man has more than I can remember.
I hear them on a daily basis and love hearing them.
One of my favorites is:
"Pick em like you pick your girlfriends"

 

[oakview]

I think it was Baxter Black that said, "Everyone needs a hobby.  Just make sure yours doesn't eat."  Most of us on here obviously aren't very smart. 

 

[JDACATTLECO.]

Another baxter black one i like "every good roper has to get withing throwin distance"

and awhile back i had an older gentelmen that has been in the cow business all his life tell me "the biggest difference in a 5000 dollar cow and a 50'000 dollar cow is 45,000 dollars" which makes alot of sense if you think about it

 

[DCB70]

We take care of cattle so they take care of us.

 

[Shady Lane]

My father N law and great cow man has more than I can remember.
I hear them on a daily basis and love hearing them.
One of my favorites is:
"Pick em like you pick your girlfriends"

I guess in Texas they must like their girlfriends, Stout, Soggie, Easy Doing and Big Butted!


(lol)

 

[Texas Dude]

My father N law and great cow man has more than I can remember.
I hear them on a daily basis and love hearing them.
One of my favorites is:
"Pick em like you pick your girlfriends"

I guess in Texas they must like their girlfriends, Stout, Soggie, Easy Doing and Big Butted!


(lol)

Uhmm...Guess I asked for that...Haha

 

[Shady Lane]

My father N law and great cow man has more than I can remember.
I hear them on a daily basis and love hearing them.
One of my favorites is:
"Pick em like you pick your girlfriends"

I guess in Texas they must like their girlfriends, Stout, Soggie, Easy Doing and Big Butted!


(lol)

Uhmm...Guess I asked for that...Haha

Oh I forgot to add, HAIRY!


O0

 

[farmboy]

big boned, hairy, stout. you must mean China (the wrestler gal)

 

[LostFarmer]

Not enough meat in his arse to make a sandwich.  When looking at a steer with a shallow lower 1/3. 
Play with all that clubby s#!t you want but don't keep any for cows. 
Most maine bulls will strip the milk from a holstein. 

 

[iahogfarmer]

"Gotta expect losses"
Lookin at a pen of heifers "well she's the pornstar in this bunch"
And one of my favorites from livestock judging "what class is this?" "I'm not sure but I think these are breeding steers..."

 

[itk]

At a livestock judging workout a coach from another school told his kids "Put the obvious ones in the obvious places and sort the rest."
"It wasn't the last $250 I spent that bothered me it was the first $19,750."
"I"m glad we can raise $15,000 steers because we sure couldn't afford to buy them."