Ok, tell me whatcha think! don't hold back

[Jill]

In an effort to further promote our outstanding herd sire "Dud"
we recently hired a new ranch manager: "Buffalo Bob".
Click Here to Meet Bob and learn what's on his mind. (Very Little)
He has a new thought of the week!!
 
Tired of using great looking "club calf" bulls that sire nothing but duds?  Why not use a real "Dud"?

At least you won't waste time dreaming about how great your calf crop will be.  We can just about guarantee you'll hate these little suckers!    Just think, no more sleepless nights wondering how much longer you can hang on at the bank. 

Use this bull and you can concentrate on the important things in life- like which auctioneer to hire for your ranch sale!



Last year "Dud" was one of the most talked about bulls in Denver!
See "DUD" in the yards at Denver
Here are some of the comments we heard from respected cattlemen from across the U.S.:

"Gee, what an ugly bugger!"

"Man, what was that dummy thinking, bringing one this bad out here to display?"

"Charles Barkley has more hair on the top of his head than this bull has on his whole body."

"Don't get too close, I saw him mauling one of the fitters this morning."

"Why didn't they cut him?"

"I could just puke!"




Flash:  Of the first 12 calves sired by "Dud" we only lost 4 cows due to difficult births!! Sire: Cow Killer
Dam: Spot the milk cow
Date of Birth:  Feb. 34th 1996
Birth Wt.- 147 lbs.  "Recommended for Heifers!"
(Hey, your vet has a family to feed too.)

Semen Cost: $0.00  (If you're dumb enough to use it, we'll just give it to you!)
Volume discounts on 100 or more units

We are in the process of syndicating "Dud".
You can own a piece of this great up and coming sire too.  Only 2 million shares will be offered to the public at $5/share.
What do you get with your purchase of "Dud" shares?
We'll make you famous-you make us rich! Duhhhh...

Send your cash to:
Ron Thompson
36951 229th St.
Wessington Springs, SD 57382

Number of "DUD" Semen Orders in the last 24 hours.
Get yours now while supplies last!!!

If you take this page seriously-I've got some "ocean front" property here in South Dakota I'd like to sell also.

Enough-Get Me Outta Here!!

 

[kanshow]

;D ;D    Where do I sign up??  I want in on this!!! 

 

[OH Breeder]

Picture is kind of one view of him. Looks as though he might throw a larger head with larger than normal eyes- could be a cause for concern= sunburn eyes. I think I will wait for his first calf crop. Maybe if you had some other views we could check him out.

 

[CM Cattle]

;D ;D     Where do I sign up??   I want in on this!!!   

Me to!!! (lol)

 

[loveRedcows]

Oh, Jill thank you!  As I'm searching for semen for this spring you've made the task so easy.  If only other bull promoters were this honest!!!  How many straw are available?????

 

[knabe]

live cover only

 

[dori36]

Hey, I think he'd work on Lowline cows!!!  Where can I order?  <party> <party>

 

[Doc]

I think he ought to be a great one. Look at his DOB, with longevity & virility like that there should be no stopping him. My only concern is by the look in his eye he just found out what that thing around his neck is for & he's fixing to bolt. Maybe he was waiting on his bailout plan & never thought it would come to this. ;D

 

[kfacres]

I would be careful using a bull like this.. Think he might be a bit typical, average, and nothing special...  Or atleast I wouldn't advertise using him... Awe... I have an idea, Send me the semen, I'll use him, and then call his calves, ______'s (fill in your favorite bull's name, becuase who ever comes over, it will change accordingly).  Then I can have the best of both worlds... Great calves by the greatest bull of all time, the savior to the world, and i can tell people they are sired by ______, who produces every great calf in the world tha wins every show.  I will advertise them as 50 lb BW"s, and S.C. outa this world, and then I won't go check my cows during calving time, I'll just come in month or two later to tag calves, and say, darn that 50 lb'er sure has grown since last night when it had to have been born cuz it's still wet, but it does weigh almost 300 lbs.  O well, my cows sired by ___ milk like Jersey's so that great colustrom is good stuff and did that to em.


O well,, i rambled.. sorry that makes no sense..Okey- Dokey- silly-O--- I'm an idiot

 

[red]

Oh Jill, you made my day!
I especially like the BW's! True story, when we bought our first bull, we were very naive. We bought him from what was Harding Cattle. His calves averaged 140#'s! Some went off the chart. Needless to say he didn't last long here. Funny thing is that I was contacted by AMMA if we had any semen. Someone else was registering 4 heifer from him last year.

Maybe Juli can bring him to Ohio's display. I'm sure he'd make her Joe calf look even better!!!!

Red  (lol)

 

[linnettejane]

(lol)

 

[MYT Farms]

I think he ought to be a great one. Look at his DOB, with longevity & virility like that there should be no stopping him. My only concern is by the look in his eye he just found out what that thing around his neck is for & he's fixing to bolt. Maybe he was waiting on his bailout plan & never thought it would come to this. ;D

I love it, Doc!!! Especially the bailout part!!!  (lol) (lol) (lol) (lol) (lol) (lol) (clapping) (clapping) (clapping) (clapping)

 

[Show Heifer]

Jill, you must have looked at the last several years of display bulls in Denver to think of this......! 
But, the price is too cheap. You have to make people want to go broke using your bull or they will not think he is "good enough" to use. I would recomment selling it for $100 per straw with limited amount available. People will get their checks out before the read the "details".