Old Sayings

[justintime]

some I use often... I am so hungry my big guts are eating my little guts

or  I am so sick the only way I could get sicker is get bigger.

or... that guy must have been a twin as one person couldn't be that dumb

 

[Hofstatter Farms]

if they were haulin a$$, they would have to make two trips

 

[redsimms]

It is better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt!

Don't worry about what other people think about you, it's none of your business!

Slower than molasses in january.

Not the sharpest pencil in the box.

 

[Hilltop]

A few fries short of a happy meal!

 

[farmboy]

Never argue with idiots, they will drag you down and beat you with experience.

I have to take a credit for this : "If you don't like the way some sh*t smells, quit sticking your nose in it" after had a guy on here who was  hardcore shorty breeder and was bashing clubby people up and down with complaints about how much he hated it etc etc.

 

[herefordfootball]

I have to take a credit for this : "If you don't like the way some sh*t smells, quit sticking your nose in it" after had a guy on here who was  hardcore shorty breeder and was bashing clubby people up and down with complaints about how much he hated it etc etc.

haha I like that one!!!! I'll probaly use it in the future myself  (lol)

 

[CJC]

He's worthless tits on a boar hog.

The word IF is the biggest word in the world, Because if your aunt had balls she'd be your uncle.
If you hadn't spent all that money you wouldn't be broke.
If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass.
If a pig had wings he could fly.

Never trust a skinny cook.

 

[jnm]

An old farmer  once told me " when I was young I pissed under the fence to keep from hitting my nose; now I piss over the fence to keep from hitting my toes!

 

[AStar]

This is what an old Angus breeder told me years ago.
" Everything looks better fat except a women"

 

[justa cowman]

My dads favorite, usually when I looked at cows or trucks ,  Champagne appetite on a Beer income 

 

[shortdawg]

I'm as nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
I'm busier than a nine eyed goat at a four way crossing
If he was farming for crap he couldn't even get a smell

 

[justintime]

If it has tits or tires ... it is going to give you trouble

and " if you are looking for sympathy, it is in the dictionary..... right between s**t and Syphalis.

 

[stangs13]

If it has tits or tires ... it is going to give you trouble

and " if you are looking for sympathy, it is in the dictionary..... right between s**t and Syphalis.

HAHAHAH Major Payne qoute right there!!! Its so true though...


The prettiest ladys don't always make the best biscuits...

Heard a judge use that in reasons in ft worth two years ago..it works in real world women, and in cattle.. ;D

 

[xxcc]

she should sue the city for building the sidewalks to close to her a$$.

 

[colosteers]

My Grandpa always said " theres more ways to kill a cat than just sticking a thorn is his a$$".

An old Angus breeder said about epd's,   " figures dont lie, but liars do figure".

farmers about poor farm ground,   " ya couldnt even plant viagra on that ground and get anything to come up".

" If ya dont start the fire, ya dont have to worry about the smoke".

Have a good one

 

[Hofstatter Farms]

A few fries short of a happy meal!

-a few sandwiches short of a picnic
-"its ok to go home with the big ones, they will get up an make you breakfast cause they are hungry too"   

 

[xxcc]

he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer

he's not the sharpest tool in the shed

i'm not sure if it was a grizzly bear or a naked hutterite

keep it between the ditches <beer>

don't do anything i wouldn't do 

tap 'er light  <rock>

 

[LinZ]

Almost counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.... I have heard that one so many times I don't think I will ever forget it..

Profanity is a weak mind trying to forcefully express itself.. I've had that one drilled into my head by both my parents and in 21 years I have yet to hear either one of them use any profanity,,r

 

[Cowfarmer65]

Steer clear of the girls with all the make up, once you have it all licked off it will leave a bad taste in your mouth.

 

[jbw]

Fat covers up a multitude of sins.

You have to lower your standards to raise your average.