Cowboy
Well-known member
Well, seeing how we live at the END of the road here -- and of course I am still up this late due to a natoriously late cycling donor -- I have a little story to tell you all -- trust me -- this has never happened in the last 30 years -- but have come close a few times. 
About 30 minutes ago -- as I have done several hundred times the last few years at this place -- I thawed a couple units of semen for the waiting donor -- turned on the light outside on the patio and opened the glass sliding door leading out from the living room. We have a bunch of cats, and usually they are all curled up right in front of the door so I have to step over them to get out.
Not thinking about the dark pile of fur outside the door -- I opened it up and stepped out as always -- but as I turned to close the door -- I realized I was STANDING on a VERY pissed off cat like animal -- but this one had STRIPES !! Holy Crap -- as well as several other things I am sure that came out of my mouth.
So that you can all laugh faster -- and not waste any more breath -- you guessed it -- I was skunked -- although most of the REAL spray never got me as I was already moving way too fast to catch me -- the DRIFT effect got me pretty good. Seeing how I was already smelling pretty sexy -- I figured it wouldn't do any harm to try and put this KITTY out of it's misery -- so I grabbed the wood splitter and swung it at him like an Australian boomerang -- it caught the darn thing broadside -- and as of now -- neither the Skunk OR the wood slitter can be found!
I will update you in the morning some time after I take my 10th shower -- or some where in that area!
DANG IT ANYWAY --
This darn donor had BETTER have about 250 eggs to pay for the electric bill!
Go ahead and laugh Dusty -- RSC - SH - COWZ - 6M - and every one else who have been here at least once. I'll bet Big B in Illinois would flat fall out of his chair over this one! Little buggers sure do stink!
(argue)
<cowboy>
Terry
(Let me have it -- I know ya can't wait)
About 30 minutes ago -- as I have done several hundred times the last few years at this place -- I thawed a couple units of semen for the waiting donor -- turned on the light outside on the patio and opened the glass sliding door leading out from the living room. We have a bunch of cats, and usually they are all curled up right in front of the door so I have to step over them to get out.
Not thinking about the dark pile of fur outside the door -- I opened it up and stepped out as always -- but as I turned to close the door -- I realized I was STANDING on a VERY pissed off cat like animal -- but this one had STRIPES !! Holy Crap -- as well as several other things I am sure that came out of my mouth.
So that you can all laugh faster -- and not waste any more breath -- you guessed it -- I was skunked -- although most of the REAL spray never got me as I was already moving way too fast to catch me -- the DRIFT effect got me pretty good. Seeing how I was already smelling pretty sexy -- I figured it wouldn't do any harm to try and put this KITTY out of it's misery -- so I grabbed the wood splitter and swung it at him like an Australian boomerang -- it caught the darn thing broadside -- and as of now -- neither the Skunk OR the wood slitter can be found!
I will update you in the morning some time after I take my 10th shower -- or some where in that area!
DANG IT ANYWAY --
This darn donor had BETTER have about 250 eggs to pay for the electric bill!
Go ahead and laugh Dusty -- RSC - SH - COWZ - 6M - and every one else who have been here at least once. I'll bet Big B in Illinois would flat fall out of his chair over this one! Little buggers sure do stink!
(argue)
<cowboy>
Terry
(Let me have it -- I know ya can't wait)
