yuppiecowboy
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I have many times found a wayward cow, many a yearling, and the occasional very unwelcome bull, but I got something that is beyond me and I would welcome someone to one up me.
A Vietnamese pot bellied pig has materialized out of nowhere and has taken up residence at the home pasture. When I say residence, I mean he acts like he owns the place. Think brother in law that sits in your easy chair and takes command of the remote, drinking your beer, blissfully carefree in all his flatulant splendor.
I admit, I have become fond of the tyke, or at least ammused. He paddles along as the girls make their natural grazing loop all around the pond, probably a half mile trek. I actually was fearful for him when one cow steamrolled him, but I shouldnt have been concerned as he got up and chased her with far more agression than my $3k blue heeler/truck co pilot could ever muster. In fact it crossed my mind to eat the dog and train the pig, but thats another story.
I am stuck between annoyance and enjoyment. As soon as I accept the little bugger as a mascot the coyotes are going to get him.
I called one buddy who trumped me with Emu, but what have been your strangest guests?
A Vietnamese pot bellied pig has materialized out of nowhere and has taken up residence at the home pasture. When I say residence, I mean he acts like he owns the place. Think brother in law that sits in your easy chair and takes command of the remote, drinking your beer, blissfully carefree in all his flatulant splendor.
I admit, I have become fond of the tyke, or at least ammused. He paddles along as the girls make their natural grazing loop all around the pond, probably a half mile trek. I actually was fearful for him when one cow steamrolled him, but I shouldnt have been concerned as he got up and chased her with far more agression than my $3k blue heeler/truck co pilot could ever muster. In fact it crossed my mind to eat the dog and train the pig, but thats another story.
I am stuck between annoyance and enjoyment. As soon as I accept the little bugger as a mascot the coyotes are going to get him.
I called one buddy who trumped me with Emu, but what have been your strangest guests?