Summer Sports

[ELBEE]

Ah, little league catchers. We had a pistol, named Jon, that you had to duck when he let go his cannon. He was more like 32\1, once he knocked out an ump standing in line with second. That was in the day when steel cleats were leagal. He sported around scars on his forarms like trophies. I might be able to find some scars on my ankles from playing second.


                                                                                                           

 

[austin]

I TRIED CATCHIN ONE TIME...BOUT BROKE MY FINGER AND RIST AND GOT HIT IN TH CUP

Ouch...at least you had one

 

[farmboy]

Ah, little league catchers. We had a pistol, named Jon, that you had to duck when he let go his cannon. He was more like 32\1, once he knocked out an ump standing in line with second. That was in the day when steel cleats were leagal. He sported around scars on his forarms like trophies. I might be able to find some scars on my ankles from playing second.


                                                                                                           

I GOT SPIKED ONE TIME...IT SUCKED  YEA, JUNIOR LEAGUE IS ALOT BETTER THEN LITTLE LEAGUE:
30 MORE FEET TO RUN
GRASS INFEILD
LONGER FENCES

BAD THING IS, OUR CATCHER THINKS IF YOU BOUNCE IT OFF THE GRASS AT SECOND, IT WILL GET THERE FASTER.
I HAVE ARGUED WITH HIM COUNTLESS TIMES THAT IF YOU THROW A RAINBOW, IT WILL MERELY HOP AND SLOW DOWN
HE'S SO ROCK HEADED AND WON'T LISTEN. IF HE THREW HARD IT WOULD SKIP FASTER BUT HE DOSN'T

 

[farmboy]

MY BEST PREFORMANCE ON THE MOUND WAS IN LITTLE LEAGUE

5 INNINGS PITCHED 7 WALKS 15 K's AND 3 UNERNED RUNS (clapping)
A 1 HIT COMPLETE GAME 10 K's
AND I HIT A GRAND SALAMI