fake steer jock
shiny Square toed boots without dried on manure cracks
Excessive design on pants pockets (not wranglers), cuffs threadbare, maybe pleats, no manure stains
Little bit of a Dunlop
Pants too low.
Hair gel
Sponsored shirt/jacket etc
Phone neck
Bull hat
If long torso, no xlt shirt
30ish
No other full time job
Interesting taxes
Phone list with bull owners, traders, moms, 20-30 ex lover, no one outside industry
Phone wear outline in pants that would be in way if they clipped.