Some of the school lunch stories I've read and heard lately have been a little hard to believe, frankly. Our kids are all out of school, so maybe I haven't paid as much attention as I should have. So, I talked to our kids, and the grandchildren, and many friends and business associates about this issue. What I've learned has been beyond belief. I've learned that the "veggie" days include salad, vegetables, and fruit. That's all. You get so much you can't eat it all. By 2:00, or earlier, though, the kids are starving. The athletes get home and can't wait for supper. They have to have something to eat immediately. Many parents I talked to reported their kids are losing weight. Most of them are thin already. When they have "normal" food, the portions are so small. One parent told me his son eats two meals just so he can get enough food. Last week they had hot dogs. His two meals added up to 1 hot dog and a handful of fries. Our local school does not allow ketchup. Too much salt, I guess. Many of the kids bring their own lunch. One parent told me their daughter took a Lunchable to school and the lunch police took the little candy bar out of it so she couldn't eat it. When I was in school, the fruit was in a big container and the cooks put a spoonful in the little compartment on your plate. No more. Now, you get your fruit in a hermetically sealed, individually wrapped plastic one size fits all container. I've seen third graders. They come in different sizes! Just when I think I've reached the boiling point, I learn more. Check out today's Fox News website. It just so happens one of the feature articles is "Eat Like the President." Check it out. The First Couples favorite eateries are highlighted as well as what they order. Cafe #1: Cheeseburgers with the works. Cafe #2: Corn and crab chowder, fried oysters, lobster tail, and pork chops. Cafe #3: Barbeque ribs. All you kids, eat your spinach while I have a pork chop or cheeseburger. YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE KETCHUP OR CHEESE AT OUR SCHOOL! But, the first couple can eat all the cheeseburgers with the works they want at our expense. I suppose when entertaining foreign dignataries, everyone gets their own individually wrapped little fruit cup.