aj
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Has there ever been a case where an implant was used to manufacture a show steer. Like a woman and her hooters? Thanks in advance.
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garybob
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There were always rumors about that, during the 80's and early 90's. Never saw anything concrete, in the news.
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aj
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Has a bull stud.......ever used the equivilent of the viagra deal while collecting a bull?
knabe
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aj, please just create something that sells or wins a class with more than five entrants.
aj
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Yowie KNABE. Thats a loaded assumption. I reject the premise I don't sell something. Caffeine is labeled for cattle. I assume that a bull stud collecting a popular bull would use all legal forms of nutrional input to maximize production. Why wouldn't a viagra deal be used? I have googled up some antedotal stories on the deal. One guy used a herbal receipt of some kind and got results in a pasture situation. Animal nutrition in the USA is better than people nutrition in alot of countries.
knabe
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Hey aj. A lot of your threads are continually about show cattle and how much they suck.
Make a new heatwave.
Animal nutrition is better than human nutrition in other countries because of capitalism.
Make a new heatwave.
Animal nutrition is better than human nutrition in other countries because of capitalism.
CAB
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I use to collect boars and if you had one that didn't particularly like jumping the dummie, a small amount of PG and you better be ready to catch semen. I have never heard of anything to use on bulls but would be surprised if there wasn't something to help them out.
knabe
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A guy who came to a place I worked used to make the flehmen noise when collecting bulls.
His name was Lyle and we used to call him hhhhhhlyyyylllle
His name was Lyle and we used to call him hhhhhhlyyyylllle
DLD
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An old vet I knew loved to tell this story; When he was in vet school, they had just started letting girls in. One day they were going out to fertility test a bull. There were two girls in this class, and the professor gave them the option of going along - one chose to go, and the other not to. Of course this was before the electro-jac, so manual stimulation was required to get the sample. After trying unsuccessfully several times to get the bull to ejaculate, the farmer went and got a corn cob and started rubbing it on the top of the bulls head. Sure enough, this worked and a sample was soon collected.
When they got back to school, the girl that didn't go along asked the girl that did what she learned. To which she replied - "Today I learned why there are so many bald headed men".
When they got back to school, the girl that didn't go along asked the girl that did what she learned. To which she replied - "Today I learned why there are so many bald headed men".
aj
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knabe.....I looked flehman up and I get that part. A curling of the bulls lip. But noyhing was mentioned about a flehman noise. I don't get it. And the hylle....deal. I don't have a clue on that either. Is it a California deal?
knabe
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Cattle curl their lip so they can cleanse their nose palate better for pleasure and directionality.
The noise bulls like to make is a very faint and fading huuuuuuh through the nose.
The long word is just saying lyle's name while doing the flehmen noise.
The noise bulls like to make is a very faint and fading huuuuuuh through the nose.
The long word is just saying lyle's name while doing the flehmen noise.
aj
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hhhhhhhlyyyyleeee
aj
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I just shot beer out my nose.
Old man Frank goes and gets a loan from the bank to buy a high-priced bull.
A few days later, the banker comes along and asks, “How’s our bull doing?”
Frank says, “Our bull ain’t doing too good. I got him out there in the pasture with a bunch of young cows and he don’t want nothing to do with them.”
The banker replies, “You better call the veterinarian.”
A couple of days later, the banker comes along again and asks, “How’s our bull doing now?”
Frank says, “Plenty darn good. He done serviced all the cows, jumped the fence, and is working on the neighbors’ cows.”
The banker says, “Wow! What did the vet give him?”
Frank says, “He gave him some pills.”
The banker says, “What kind of pills?”
Frank says, “I don’t know, but they tasted sort of like peppermint.”
A few days later, the banker comes along and asks, “How’s our bull doing?”
Frank says, “Our bull ain’t doing too good. I got him out there in the pasture with a bunch of young cows and he don’t want nothing to do with them.”
The banker replies, “You better call the veterinarian.”
A couple of days later, the banker comes along again and asks, “How’s our bull doing now?”
Frank says, “Plenty darn good. He done serviced all the cows, jumped the fence, and is working on the neighbors’ cows.”
The banker says, “Wow! What did the vet give him?”
Frank says, “He gave him some pills.”
The banker says, “What kind of pills?”
Frank says, “I don’t know, but they tasted sort of like peppermint.”
aj
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Three year old Christmas candy?
