i was born on April Fools Day
I have won Rate of Gain twice - reserve best county steer - and grand feeder calf at our fair - also got second in senior showmanship last year.... i was supposed to be in the junior division LOL
I used to race RC cars and won quite a few points standings back in the day and got some cash
I got 4th in the pinewood derby out of about 250 people
I can melt your face off with a guitar....
I have never ever laid hands on a donkey....
Ive broke my arm once and only once, put my elbow through a window and bled out till i passed out. Had my nose broken last summer at a party where we were boxing. they made us quit for a second so i would quit bleeding and then i was ready to go again. the other guy didnt want to go any more though. so i call it a win. my professional record is 1-0
never done drugs or got drunk. have had a drink though before.
have won the great squirrel-off 3 years in a row (competition me and my buddys have during squirrel season)