List of simile's,quotes,one liners,bumper stickers lyric lines

[Chap]

hotter than the inside of a chicken - used by the judging team coach
First loss is always your smallest - Commodity trading rule
buy low... sell high - another trading rule
he who tries to pick the bottom will end up with a stinky finger - Market
negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full - Top Gun
You're just glad breathing is involuntary - HS Econ teacher
Clear as mud... don't care - same teacher

 

[justintime]

There is no such thing as failure, until you stop trying.

My vet says... " the more I deal with people..... the better I like cows"

Some girls have curves in places where other girls don't even have places

 

[Doc]

Better than a sharp stick in the eye.

It's easier to beg for forgiveness , than to ask for permission.

Go ask your mom.

Don't do as I do , do as I say do.

 

[stick]

" Son, find one that will keep you warm in the winter and cool in the summer"

 

[doubled]

worthless as tits on a boar
it is what it is
dummer than a box of rocks
that person doesnt have all their oars in the water
screw me once shame on you, screw me twice shame on me

 

[kanshow]

like talking to a fence post
raining like a cow peeing on a flat rock

 

[renegade]

Cowgirl Up
Dont complain its better than a swift kick in the butt - my coach talking about how we placed in a class
Just do it
Listen to what I mean, not to what I say
Its me, not you LOL
Always get back on - this can go for horses or life

 

[farmboy]

wuchichumba willis - gary coleman

 

[Kupfarm]

I am the Mom, that is why!!!!      I use this quite often with my son and husband.

 

[Doc]

wuchichumba willis - gary coleman

whatchayoutalkinabout willis

 

[showsteerdlux]

You'd argue with a sign post. What my mom has told me before.

 

[aj]

It's not how deep you plow that matters...it's how many rounds you make. ;D

 

[aj]

Don't drink and drive you may spill some.            Don't ask what your country can do for you...ask what you can do for your country.          scariest sentence know to man"We are from the government and we're here to help".      I knew JFK...JFK was my friend...you sir are no JFK!                  I am not a crook.      Damn the torpedos...full speed ahead!        One small step...one giant leap for mankind.

 

[Davis Shorthorns]

"BECAUSE I SAID SO" my dads argument for everything when I was younger.
"This isn't rocket science, This isn't brain surgery!!!" This was my old football coaches favorite thing to say.  Thinking about it he would always say that in class also.

 

[aj]

Archeologist's do it in the dirt! ;D

 

[red]

if you want to soar w/ the eagles, don't hang around w/ turkeys

 

[farmboy]

wuchichumba willis - gary coleman

whatchayoutalkinabout willis

say wuchichumba real fast !

gary colemans been 11 years old forever

 

[BIGTEX]

We must have gone to different schools together.

Get busy livin' or get busy dien'.

Its' not who you know its' who knows you.

Republicans work so democrats don't have to.

 

[jimmyski]

"To give anything less than your best, is to waste the gift!"

"You are the damned dumbest, smart kid I know"

"When the whip touches the donkey he balks, but when the whip touches the thoroughbred, he responds with all his might"

"The minute you stop learning and changing, you're done!"

 

[klintdog]

The eagle may fly, but a weasel won't get sucked into a jet engine.